MANDATE 12, SECTION 3, SUBSECTION 3.1

In accordance with Mandate 12, subsection 3.1, all citizens are required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Forced viewing of 24-hour loops of cat videos
Forced attendance at interminable town hall meetings
Seizure-inducing exposure to the sounds of accordion music

For those seeking to appeal this mandate, please visit the Mandate 12 Appeals Committee.

(Note: This response includes a link to the /mandate/mandate-12/sections/section-3/3.1/appeals path, which would display a page with a humorous take on a bureaucratic appeals process.)