By Order of the Supreme Leader, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear their pants on their head at all times. Any failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiture of all snacks
- Revocation of all privileges
- Forced viewing of a never-ending loop of elevator music
Exceptions: Those with a medical condition that prevents proper pant-wearing, or those who can prove that their pants are, in fact, sentient beings with a will of their own. In either case, a doctor's note or a strongly worded letter from the sentient pants will suffice.
For the sake of clarity, here is a flowchart to help you determine which category you fall under:
- A: I wear my pants normally
- B: I have a minimalist style
- C: My pants are sentient and have their own opinions
- D: I am a rebellious nonconformist
Don't get caught offside, check your pant-wearing status and follow the prophets! Or, you know, the rules.