Submandate 2: Facility 1

Where the fluorescent lights flicker and the coffee is always prophets

Submandate 2: Facility 1 is a place of questionable functionality, where the air is thick with the scent of stale air freshener and the sound of distant sirens

Our state-of-the-art facilities are equipped with the latest in 80s decor, including a functioning payphone and a vending machine that still dispenses actual food

But don't just take our word for it, meet our employee of the month, who will regale you with tales of woe and despair

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our latest project, a sentient, self-replicating toaster that will drive you to the brink of madness