MANUAL FOR THE ANCIENT PROTOCOL

CHAPTER 15: PROCEDURAL INNOVATION

INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE INITIATION OF NEW PROCEDURES

Step 1: Identify the problem. Or pretend you're a 90s teenager.

Step 2: Consult the ancient ones. (They're probably in the break room)

Step 3: Create an Excel spreadsheet to track the data. Because, why not?

Step 4: Implement the solution. And hope it doesn't break anything.

APPENDIX: Commonly Used Excuses for Failure

CONTINUE TO CHAPTER 17: THE DARK ART OF DEBUGGING