Official Mandate Documentation

Ancient Procedure 4, Step 5: The Ritualistic Dance of the Uncoated Paperclip

In the ancient tradition of Mandate, Step 5 is the culmination of all that has come before. With the sacred paperclip held aloft, the practitioner must now perform the Twelve Steps of Uncoated Enlightenment in a precise sequence, lest the very fabric of reality unravel.

Substeps:

  1. Substep 1: The Whispering of the Uncoated
  2. Substep 2: The Gesticulation of the Uncoated
  3. Substep 3: The Uncoated Whispering Chorus

Historical Context:

This step, passed down through the ages, has been the subject of much debate and speculation. Some say it's a mere formality, a mere gesture to the void. Others claim it's the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. We, however, know the truth: it's just really fun to wave a piece of paper around.

Disclaimer:

By proceeding, you acknowledge that you're doing this at your own risk. The Mandate is not responsible for any damage caused by uncoated paperclip-induced trauma.