Appendices

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Table of Appendices

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Appendix A: The Art of Doing Nothing

  1. Learn the art of staring at walls for extended periods.
  2. Practice the ancient art of procrastination.
  3. Meditate on the meaninglessness of existence.
Section 1: Mastering the stare-down Section 2: The Art of Doing Nothing: Advanced Techniques

Appendix B: The Science of Not Caring

  1. Understand that the universe is a cold, uncaring vastness.
  2. Recognize that your existence is but a fleeting, insignificant moment in time.
  3. Learn to ignore the screams of the void.
Section 1: The Fundamental Theorem of Not Caring Section 2: The Quantum Mechanics of Indifference