MANDATE 15: The Unholy Union of Bureaucracy and Bricolage
By order of the Council of Bureaucratic Overlords, we present to you, the Appendices of Mandate 15. Here, the most vital and utterly useless information shall be codified for posterity.
Appendix 1: The Bureaucratic Alphabet Soup
A comprehensive list of all the buzzwords used in the mandate, carefully crafted to confound and delight the initiated:
- Administrative Overload Syndrome (AOS)
- Bureaucratic Red Tape (BRT)
- Cascading Menu Items (CMI)
- Efficiency Initiative (EI)
- Form 27B/6 (F27B/6)
- Generic Response to All Questions (GRTAQ)
- Incomprehensible Jargon (IJ)
- Justify and Sign (JAS)
- Mandate 15 (M15)
- Non-Essential Meeting (NEM)
- Overly-Complex Form (OCF)
- Prolixity (PX)
- Reorganization Initiative (RI)
- Self-Perpetuating Bureaucracy (SPB)
- Simplification Committee (SC)
- Unnecessary Committee Meeting (UCM)
- Unfettered Bureaucratic Discretion (UBD)
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