WHEREAS, it was the will of the Disco-Overlord, Funkyt McFunkface, that all citizens of Funkytopia must be subjected to an endless barrage of disco balls, platform shoes, and polyester suits.
IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that all public spaces be equipped with at least 5 functioning disco balls, and that any citizen found without a platform shoe shall be subject to ridicule and shaming.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that all business meetings be conducted in a manner that is at least 80% as sparkly as a Saturday night fever.
Go to Appendix 4 for further regulations