For the sake of all that is just and good, please fill out this form in triplicate, with a pen made of pure, 14-karat, government-issued platinum.
Failure to comply will result in the complete and utter destruction of your reality.
Section A: Personal Details
Section B: Bureaucratic Clearance
Section C: Additional Information
Please submit this form to the Bureaucratic Department of Red Tape and Rubber Stamps. Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to submit this form in crayon or with a smiley face. It will not end well.