In a world where the government has finally realized that freedom is overrated, we've established a new order of the day. MANDATE 15: SECTION 4 is the latest decree, mandating all citizens to wear funny hats on Fridays.
But wait, there's more! If you click on this link, you'll get to see the Mandate 15: Form 27-B-7 for more information on the hat-wearing regulations.
And, if you're feeling particularly daring, you can try to dodge the mandate by navigating to the next section, where the rules are slightly less strict.
But don't say we didn't warn you...