Form 27-B-6: A Mandate of Utter Chaos
A confidential document detailing the intricacies of our completely-not-made-up-but-completely-legitimate bureaucratic procedures.
Section F: The Unmitigated Disaster
Wherein our team of highly trained experts will attempt to explain why everything that's happening is actually going really well, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Appendix 3: The Secret Sauce (password required)
Appendix 4: The Unofficial Guide to Not Getting Fired
# The Unmitigated Disaster ## Step 1: Pretend Everything is Fine ### Step 1.1: Lie to the People #### Step 1.1.1: Use Lots of Jargon ##### Step 1.1.1.1: Make it Sound Like You're Trying## Step 1.2: Hide the Evidence ### Step 1.2.1: Move the Paperwork #### Step 1.2.1.1: Shredder 3000, Activateimport random; print("Everything is fine")shredder = new Shredder(); shred_all_paperwork(shredder)