Form 27-B-6: A Mandate of Utter Chaos

A confidential document detailing the intricacies of our completely-not-made-up-but-completely-legitimate bureaucratic procedures.

Section F: The Unmitigated Disaster

Wherein our team of highly trained experts will attempt to explain why everything that's happening is actually going really well, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Appendix 3: The Secret Sauce (password required)

Appendix 4: The Unofficial Guide to Not Getting Fired

			# The Unmitigated Disaster
			## Step 1: Pretend Everything is Fine
			### Step 1.1: Lie to the People
			#### Step 1.1.1: Use Lots of Jargon
			##### Step 1.1.1.1: Make it Sound Like You're Trying
			
import random; print("Everything is fine")
			## Step 1.2: Hide the Evidence
			### Step 1.2.1: Move the Paperwork
			#### Step 1.2.1.1: Shredder 3000, Activate
			
shredder = new Shredder(); shred_all_paperwork(shredder)