In a world where nothing ever changes, we find ourselves stuck in a never-ending cycle of beige-colored mediocrity. This form is here to help you navigate this existential crisis.
You must sign this form in triplicate, with your left hand, using only a pen made of pure, unadulterated disappointment.
Failure to comply will result in a sternly worded letter, delivered via carrier pigeon.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly uninspired, you can opt for the express lane.