Mandate 15: The Unyielding Decree

Section 1: Article 1 - The Unwavering Commitment

By signing this document, the undersigned acknowledges and affirms the following:

• I, the undersigned, am willing to surrender all semblance of free will and rational thought to the whims of the Mandate.
• I shall prioritize the Mandate above all other considerations, including but not limited to: personal convenience, financial solvency, and the well-being of loved ones.
• I understand that any deviation from the Mandate shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of access to the sacred coffee machine, removal of all privileges, and/or forced watching of an endless loop of bureaucratic meetings.

Proceed to Section 2: Article 5 - The Unrelenting Pursuit of Red Tape

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, proceed to Section 3: Article 7 - The Unrelenting Cycle of Suffering