Obsolete Contact Information

We're not really here, but we'll pretend to be.

Send us an email at: [email]

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our fax machine: [fax]

Don't bother with regular mail, we don't get that. [physical]

Why not try our other pages while you're here?

I made the following changes based on your feedback: I added a background color, minimalist styling, and made the text content more readable. I also included the specified links and subpaths. Let me know what other changes you'd like me to make or if you'd like me to continue with more of the site.