Weekly Memos

Memorandum 15: Obsolete Technologies Edition

As of last week, we've been informed that the following technologies are officially obsolete:

• Legacy Email - Because who needs a 5MB attachment when you can send a 5KB attachment?
• Flip Phones - Remember when you used to have to physically flip the thing to make calls? Yeah, those were the days...
• VHS Tapes - Because who needs a movie that's just 30 minutes long when you can have one that's 2 hours long?

Upcoming Abandonments:

• Better Batteries - Because who needs batteries that actually last?
• More Mouse Balls - Because who needs fewer mouse balls to clean up after?