Department of Redundancy

Our Famous Policy

We will repeat the same thing, until it becomes clear that it's not clear.

1. We will repeat the same policy, until it's no longer policy.
2. We will rephrase, until it's rephrased.
3. We will restate, until it's restated.

Our policy is our policy, and that's all you get.

Our Committee of Redundancy

A group of highly trained, highly paid experts in the art of repeating themselves.

• Chairman of Redundancy, John Redundant
• Deputy of Redundancy, Jane Redundant
• Vice-Chairman of Redundancy, Bob Redundant

Department of Redundancy Humor

We're the ones laughing, while you're the one getting repeated.

• Jokes of Redundancy
• Puns of Redundancy