In this esteemed section, we'll cover the art of wearing a shirt. It's a complex and nuanced subject, but don't worry, we've got the experts to guide you through it.
Is it long, short, or somewhere in between? The answer, my friend, is not a simple one. You see, some shirts are meant for tall people, while others are perfect for those with a more...ahem...compact stature.
Appendix A: Measuring Tape Sub-Section 2: Shirt Sleeves