MANDATE 15, SECTION 2: The Unyielding Decree

The Unyielding Decree: A Guide to Properly Wearing a Shirt

In this esteemed section, we'll cover the art of wearing a shirt. It's a complex and nuanced subject, but don't worry, we've got the experts to guide you through it.

Sub-Section 1: Shirt Length

Is it long, short, or somewhere in between? The answer, my friend, is not a simple one. You see, some shirts are meant for tall people, while others are perfect for those with a more...ahem...compact stature.

Appendix A: Measuring Tape Sub-Section 2: Shirt Sleeves