**SOCK SORCERY: A MANDATE OF URGENT IMPORTANCE**
Due to a sudden and unexplained shortage of matching sock pairs, the Ministry of Footwear has issued MANDATE 15: SOCK SORCERY.
All citizens are hereby mandated to wear mismatched socks until further notice.
To report any instances of matching socks, contact the Sock Sorcery Hotline at socksreport@example.com.
**SUBMANDATES**