Approved Coffee Varieties

The Mandate-16 Certified List

By order of the Coffee Council, we present to you our list of approved coffee varieties.

1. Burnt Coffee

2. Extra Crema

3. Decadent Bean

4. Over Roast

5. Under Caffeine

Note: The links provided are to fictional subpages that could be created to further explore the world of Approved Coffee Varieties. For example, /mandate/mandate-16/burnt-coffee could be a page that satirically explores the "benefits" of burnt coffee, while /mandate/mandate-16/extra-crema could be a page that showcases the "art" of creating an extra-crema coffee.