Section 1.1: Learn to make a decent cup of coffee while simultaneously checking your phone for the 47th time.
Section 1.2: Develop the skill of making excuses for why you're not working on your "Important Project".
Return to Mandate 17 for more tips on doing the absolute minimum.
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Proceed to Mandate 19 for advanced techniques in binge-watching your favorite TV show.
Section 2.1: Discover the secret to taking a 3-hour nap without setting off your snooze alarm.
Section 2.2: Learn how to craft the perfect nap-induced drool pattern.