Issued by the Great and Powerful Chairman of the Board, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all citizens shall wear plaid on Thursdays.
Failure to comply will result in dire consequences, including but not limited to: fines, penalties, and forced attendance at a reeducation camp for the fashion-challenged.
Effective immediately, all citizens shall don the finest tartans and tweeds available, lest they face the wrath of the Chairman.
Our team of highly trained Fashion Police will be patrolling the streets, ensuring the compliance of all citizens with this most sacred of edicts.
Non-compliance will result in a stern talking-to, followed by a stern talking-to, and then a series of stern talkings-to, until you learn your lesson.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the full text of Mandate 18 for more information.
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, submit your feedback on the mandate. We dare you!