The Innovation Expert's Guide to Not Getting Fired

Warning: The following information may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or sudden urges to watch cat videos.

Chapter 1: The Art of Saying 'No' to Bad Ideas

In a world where 'synergy' is a word and 'disruption' is a strategy, it's easy to get caught up in the hype. But fear not, dear expert! For you are here to learn the delicate art of saying 'no' to ideas that will inevitably tank our quarterly earnings.

Subchapter 1.1: The Power of a Firm but Polite Decline

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Chapter 2: The Science of Pretending to Care About Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

It's 2023, and everyone's talking about DEI. But let's be real, it's 2023, and everyone's still talking about DEI. Don't get caught slacking, expert! This chapter will teach you the art of pretending to care, without actually caring, but still looking good while doing it.

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