Mandate 12: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Perfection

By the power vested in us, we hereby issue the 12th and final mandate in our illustrious series.

As of today, all citizens are required to wear matching jumpsuits in a gradient of 3D pixels, available at your local Mandate Outlet.

Failure to comply will result in a sternly-worded letter and/or a visit from our highly trained and heavily armed Compliance Squad.

Click here for more information on our Compliance Squad's impressive arsenal.

And don't forget to check out our sister mandate, Mandate 11: The One About Socks, for more thrilling tales of bureaucratic excess.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Mandate 12: The Rogue, our experimental, avant-garde take on the series.

Disclaimer: The views expressed on this page are those of the Mandate Authority and do not reflect the opinions of the Mandate Authority's accountant, who is still trying to figure out how to file our tax returns.