Mandate Expert 1: The Unyielding Arbiter of Taste

By order of the Mandate Council, I am here to dictate what you like and do not like. My expertise in the field of taste is rivaled only by my ego.

As a renowned expert in the field of gastronomic dictation, I have decreed the following:

Approved Foods:

• Anything with a 4.0+ rating on Yelp
• Caviar, because who needs a budget?
• Anything with a picture of a unicorn on it

Disapproved Foods:

• Anything with a 1.0+ rating on Yelp
• Cheetos, because who needs a functioning digestive system?
• Anything with a picture of a politician on it

If you have any questions or concerns about my mandates, please don't hesitate to contact me at [Contact Mandate Expert 1].