Q: Do I have to wear a bright orange jumpsuit on Mondays?
Yes. It's in the manual. Check section 14, subsection B.
Q: Can I have Fridays off?
Ha! You wish. That's not a thing. Read about our patented "Zero-Fridays Policy"
Q: Do I get to choose which font to use in the office?
No. We're a business, not a design firm. Section 27, article 2.