Mandate 22 - Protocol Reform Initiative

Current Protocols

• Legacy Protocols (because we still have some old ones)
• Protocol 101: The Basics (because you have to start somewhere)
• Bureaucracy 101: The Art of Red Tape (because we love a good game of red tape)

New Protocols

• Protocol 202: The Revamp (because 202 is the new 101)
• Standardized Silly Forms (because who doesn't love filling out forms in triplicate?)
• Committee Meetings: The Never-Ending Saga (because meetings are where the magic happens)

Implementation Plan

Step 1: Gather a team of highly trained professionals (i.e., interns with a pulse)

Step 2: Create a comprehensive report on the current state of protocols (i.e., a very long document)

Step 3: Revise and edit the report until it's perfect (i.e., for an eternity)

Step 4: Present the final report to the committee (i.e., a grueling process)

Step 5: Implement the new protocols (i.e., the thrilling conclusion)

Timeline

Phase 1: Planning (February - May)

Phase 2: Implementation (June - August)

Phase 3: Review and Revision (September - November)

Phase 4: Celebration (December - forever)