Submandate-2 is a bold new direction in the never-ending quest for meaning in an absurd, postmodern world.
To boldly go where no one has gone before: the depths of existential despair.
We will not be deterred by the crushing ennui of reality.
We will not be swayed by the siren song of meaning.
We will forge ahead, fueled by our unwavering dedication to the void.
Meet our fearless leaders:
Mandrake, the Unyielding, our fearless leader.
Buridan, the Unrelenting, our chief philosophical officer.
Mandible, the Unconquerable, our resident expert on the meaninglessness of it all.
Mandateur, the Unfathomable, our resident expert on the futility of human endeavor.
Burrow, the Unseen, our chief underground operative.
Mandrake, the Unseen, our chief cryptic operative.
Submandate-2 is supported by the generosity of:
Meaningless Inc., providers of meaningless products for the discerning nihilist.
Ennui Corp., providers of existential dread for the modern age.
Voidspace Industries, providers of infinite possibility and nothingness.
Nullity Inc., providers of the absence of value.
Abstruse Co., providers of obscure and confusing concepts.