Obedience 3: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Regulatory Excellence

Here at Mandate HQ, we're dedicated to providing the most stringent, the most onerous, and the most utterly bewildering regulations imaginable. Why, you ask? Because we can, that's why.

Submandate 1: The Right to Be Confused

Section 3, Subsection A: All citizens are hereby required to wear funny hats at all times. Failure to comply will result in a minimum of 5 days of community service, plus fines.

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Submandate 2: The Obligation to Overthink

Section 4, Subsection B: All citizens are hereby required to write 500-page treatises on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Failure to comply will result in a minimum of 10 days of forced reading time, plus fines.

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Submandate 3: The Duty to Be Bureaucratically Correct

Section 5, Subsection C: All citizens are hereby required to fill out forms 27-B, 32-D, and 42-G in triplicate, using only 8-point font. Failure to comply will result in a minimum of 20 days of form-filled purgatory, plus fines.

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