Here at Mandate HQ, we're dedicated to providing the most stringent, the most onerous, and the most utterly bewildering regulations imaginable. Why, you ask? Because we can, that's why.
Section 3, Subsection A: All citizens are hereby required to wear funny hats at all times. Failure to comply will result in a minimum of 5 days of community service, plus fines.
Read more about the Right to Be Confused.Section 4, Subsection B: All citizens are hereby required to write 500-page treatises on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Failure to comply will result in a minimum of 10 days of forced reading time, plus fines.
Read more about the Obligation to Overthink.Section 5, Subsection C: All citizens are hereby required to fill out forms 27-B, 32-D, and 42-G in triplicate, using only 8-point font. Failure to comply will result in a minimum of 20 days of form-filled purgatory, plus fines.
Read more about the Duty to Be Bureaucratically Correct.