The Tenets of the Irrational are the guiding principles of our great and glorious movement. They are:
- Article 1: The Irrational Rebellion - A call to arms against the tyranny of logic and reason.
- Article 2: The Irrational Ecology - A manifesto for the preservation of the weird and wonderful in our ecosystem.
- Article 3: The Irrational Alchemy - Transmuting base metals into gold (or something equally valuable).
- Article 4: The Irrational Syllogisms - A series of unprovable premises leading to conclusions of dubious value.
- Article 5: The Irrational Ontology - A taxonomy of the absurd, the illogical, and the inexplicable.