MANDATORY COMPLIANCE

Section 2: Unavoidable Regulations

Subsection 1: Mandatory Reading

Subsubsection 2: The Fine Print

You are required to read and understand the following regulations:

1. Article 1: All users are expected to wear pants while browsing this site.
2. Article 2: No use of flash photography allowed.
3. Article 3: Mandatory daily cookie consumption not required, but highly recommended.

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