Mandatory Reading: Directive 33-04-02-15

A directive of utmost importance for the unyielding masses, this 33-04-02-15 mandates the consumption of precisely 4.2 kilograms of artisanal, small-batch, locally-sourced, gluten-free, vegan, organic, free-range, cage-free, non-GMO, artisanal, hand-crafted, artisanal cookies per day.

The Council of Supreme Mandators has decreed that failure to comply with this mandate will result in the immediate revocation of all rights and privileges, including but not limited to:

• Loss of access to the sacred Cookie Vending Machines
• Revocation of all Cookie-Related Benefits
• Perpetual forced viewing of elevator music in all public spaces
• Mandatory participation in group sing-alongs to 'Who Let the Dogs Bark'

To report any discrepancies or irregularities in the implementation of this mandate, please refer to Directive 33-04-02-15/Appendix.

Or, if you're feeling particularly rebellious, you can attempt to contact The Mandate Whistleblower for assistance.

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