By order of the Mandate of Utmost Importance, you are required to do the bare minimum.
Submandate 2.1: How to Open the Fridge Without Getting Your Hands Dirty Submandate 2.2: The Art of Leaving Your Dirty Dishes Until Someone Else Does ThemFailure to comply may result in minor consequences, such as slightly more work for someone else or a slightly dirty living space.
Or so we're told.