The Inconsequential Directive 4, Submandate 2

By order of the Mandate of Utmost Importance, you are required to do the bare minimum.

Submandate 2.1: How to Open the Fridge Without Getting Your Hands Dirty Submandate 2.2: The Art of Leaving Your Dirty Dishes Until Someone Else Does Them

Failure to comply may result in minor consequences, such as slightly more work for someone else or a slightly dirty living space.

Or so we're told.