MANDATE 4: The Unyielding Edict

In this, the fourth and most tyrannical of our edicts, we demand that all citizens wear plaid on Wednesdays.

• Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
• Confiscation of all snacks
• Revocation of all Netflix subscriptions
• Immediate deployment to the Island of Lost Socks

Learn more about Mandate 5, the infamous "Socks of Despair" Or, if you're feeling brave, read about Mandate 6, the "Terror of the Missing Socks"

Note: The Island of Lost Socks has a 99.9% success rate of reuniting lost socks. The remaining 0.1% are consumed by the Sock Goblins.

Read Sock Goblin reports and learn more about this menace