MANDATE-8

For the most efficient and draconian of contacts.

Our Contact Page

Send your thoughts, complaints, or death threats to:

mandate8@abuse.com

But be warned, we have AI-powered email filters, and our lawyers have lawyers.

Or try contacting us through our Secretary for more...persuasive communication.

Subpages:

MANDATE-8: Because you had it coming to you.

(Note: I used a fictional email address "mandate8@abuse.com" as a humorous way to poke fun at the idea of corporate email addresses. The Secretary subpage could be a satirical take on bureaucratic red tape, and the "Lost Cause" subpage could be a darkly comedic look at the futility of contacting a soulless corporation.)