By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that from this day forward, all citizens are required to wear pajama pants at all times.
This is not a drill, or rather, it is a drill. A drill to the very fabric of reality.
Why, you ask? Because we have decreed it thus.
You can find more information on this and other mandates at:
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: public shaming, forced watching of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show", and forced listening to elevator music.
Do not attempt to circumvent this mandate. We have our eyes on you.