Q: What is the purpose of the Mandate 8?
A: To make you wonder what you did with your life, apparently.
Q: How do I join the Mandate 8?
A: You don't. You're probably not qualified anyway.
Q: Can I have a copy of the Mandate 8 Manual?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. It's not like we have a printer or anything.
Q: Can I have a refund?
A: You're going to need a lot more than just a refund.
Go to Section 8 for More Unimportant Questions
Or, you know, just leave.