MANDATE 8-2: A Declaration of Utter Utterness
We, the Supreme Ruler of the land, do hereby establish the following rules:
- That all inhabitants of the land must wear a tutu on Tuesdays.
- That the official snack of the land shall be a combination of cheese puffs and pineapple.
- That all forms of self-expression shall be allowed, except for the color blue.
By order of the Supreme Ruler.