The Pineapple Apocalypse: A Mandate to Save Humanity

It's not just a fruit. It's a harbinger of doom.

Plan for Survival Prepare for the Worst Evacuation Routes (Just in Case)

What is The Pineapple Apocalypse?

A global pandemic of pineapple-tinged proportions. The once-peaceful fruit stands now threaten to engulf the world in a wave of prickly, sweet-smelling doom.

Causes:

What We Can Do (Maybe)