Mandate 8: The Great Pizza Topping Mandate

A Decree of Unyielding Proportions

By the power vested in us, We, the Great Pizza Topping Mandate, hereby ordain that all pizza establishments within our jurisdiction shall henceforth adhere to the following:

• Extra Cheese: 100% mandatory.
• Sausage: Forbidden, for it is an abomination.
• Pepperoni: Only on Fridays, and only if you're feeling particularly festive.
• Olives: Only on Tuesdays, as a reminder of the crushing bleakness of existence.

Failure to comply will result in the full force of our displeasure being unleashed upon you, including but not limited to:

• Withholding of anchovies.
• Denial of garlic bread.
• Forced listening to elevator music.

Learn more about the Precedent of Unyielding Proportions