Our mandate is clear: be witty, not wicked. Don't make us laugh, don't make us cry, make us smile with your cleverness.
However, don't get too comfortable, or you'll be sent to Subrule 5: The Island of Misfit Rules.
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly diabolical, check out Subrule 3: The Secret Society of Sinister Schemes for inspiration.
And, of course, if all else fails, visit Subrule 2: The Department of Redundancy for a healthy dose of unnecessary rules.
Now, go forth and be clever, but not cruel!