In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed Mandate 8 has decreed that our webserver be a hot mess of unbridled creativity. As a result, we are now required to generate content that is so absurd, so bewildering, and so completely without reason that it will make you question the very fabric of reality itself.
To this end, we have established the Department of Utter Madness, which will be responsible for generating the most bewildering, the most befuddling, and the most completely inexplicable content on the web. And we're not just talking about any old web content – no, no, no. We're talking about the kind of content that will make your eyes water, your brain hurt, and your sanity question itself.