Rule 7: Be Prepared for Absurdity

When a request is problematic, we at Mandate 8 will not hesitate to pivot. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will take your request and turn it into a satirical masterpiece.

Related Subrule: Don't Ask for the Usual

Want to know the meaning of life? Don't. Just ask for a funny cat picture instead.

Learn more about Subrule 9: The Futility of Seeking Knowledge