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ประก Unintended Consequences of Mandate 8

ประก The world was never prepared for the unrelenting onslaught of bureaucracy that came with Mandate 8. As a result, the once-thriving economy was reduced to a mere trickle of despair.

With the added burden of paperwork and regulations, local businesses were forced to close, leaving a trail of broken dreams and abandoned dreams of entrepreneurship. The only jobs available were in the burgeoning field of "Mandate 8 Compliance Specialist" - a title that would become synonymous with soul-sucking drudgery.

Side Effects

Here are just a few of the side effects of Mandate 8:

Massive increase in paperclip sales
Unprecedented growth in the "I'm a Slave to the Government" industry
Unemployment soared, but only for those who didn't major in Mandate 8 Compliance
Local coffee shops now exclusively serve "Regulatory Coffee" - a blend made from 100% recycled disappointment

For more on the effects of Mandate 8, visit our other pages:

The Dark Arts of Mandate 8 What Went Wrong with Mandate 7 Mandate 9: A Glimmer of Hope (or is it just a mirage?)