Q: What is MANDATE 9?
A: It's a highly classified government initiative to make bureaucracy more efficient. Or not.
Q: How do I get in touch with MANDATE 9?
A: Try using the Contact Us form. If that doesn't work, try bribing someone.
Q: Is MANDATE 9 a real thing?
A: Let's just say we're not saying it's not real. But also not real.