Section 6: Penalties and Fees: Because Who Needs Freedom, Anyway?
As per the dictates of Mandate 9, all citizens are now required to pay a hefty fine for every single thing they do.
Want to breathe? That'll be $50. Want to blink? That's $75. And don't even get us started on the cost of blinking while breathing...
Level 7: The Fine Print for a detailed breakdown of the costs associated with living in this, our great nation.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Level 8: The Mandate That Ate the Economy for a look at the long-term effects of our beloved mandates.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Level 9.5: The Mandate That Ate Your Soul for a special bonus level of bureaucratic red tape.
Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, just pay the fine and be on your merry way. Level 10: The Mandate That Ate Your Wallet will handle the details.
Fees are subject to change, and are not inclusive of taxes, interest, or late fees. Don't say we didn't warn you.