Exceptional Circumstances

Bizarre Exceptions | Extraordinary Exceptions

Due to an unexpected influx of sentient toaster demands, we have been forced to create a separate section for handling Exceptions to the Rule. Please find the following subcategories:

1. Unconventional Toaster Behavior - For when your toaster starts talking to you in iambic pentameter.
2. Toaster-Induced Anxiety Disorder - Symptoms may include: excessive butter spreading, spontaneous toast popping, or an irrational fear of the kitchen.