Rule 4: Mandatory Bizarreness

Any mandate that fails to induce a healthy dose of utter chaos is considered null and void.

Exceptions to this rule are not exceptions, but rather Bizarre Exceptions, which are subject to a whole different set of absurd rules.

Subrule 4.1: Mandatory Madness

In cases where the original mandate is deemed insufficiently bizzare, an additional 5% of random and unexplained changes must be implemented.

Mandate 4.1 applies to all cases where the original intent is unclear.

Subrule 4.2: Unforeseen Consequences

Where the original mandate has an unforeseen impact on local wildlife, the entire mandate is subject to revision and reimplementation.

Mandate 4.2 is not applicable to any cases of actual wildlife.

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