Q: What is the purpose of Mandate 9?
A: To confuse and annoy the general populace with an onslaught of arbitrary rules and regulations.
Q: Who is responsible for Mandate 9?
A: The enigmatic Mandate Overlord, a being of great power and mystery.
Q: Can I opt out of Mandate 9?
A: Ha! You think you can just wriggle out of this one? Think again, citizen.