The Mandate of Hair Length
As dictated by the Great Hair Council, the maximum hair length for men and women alike is 30 centimeters (12 inches) below the shoulders.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiting of all snacks and treats
- Forfeiting of all social media privileges
- Forfeiting of all access to video games
However, for those who wish to excel in their careers, we recommend a minimum hair length of 10 centimeters (4 inches) below the shoulders.
We also suggest consulting our Mandate of Hair Accessories for the most stylish and practical hair adornments.
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