By the power vested in me, I hereby grant you, the undersigned, the right to be as weird as you want, whenever you want.
Article 1: You are allowed to wear pajamas in public, even if it's not a Tuesday.
Article 2: You can eat an entire pizza by yourself, and nobody can judge you.
Article 3: You are permitted to sing in the shower, off-key or on-key, it's your call.
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